Lage en tragisk kjærlighetshistorie ut av noe som egentlig bare er en vits (eller er det en vits ut av noe som egentlig er en tragisk kjærlighetshistorie?), finne de beste rimene tvers gjennom hele historien, og sette det hele til en munter og oppkvikkende melodi som jeg kan gå og nynne på i dagevis, enten jeg vil eller ikke.
A pity she does not exist
A shame he's not a fag
The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag
There is no hope of love for me
From here on I'll go stag
The only girl I'll ever love is Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Yeah
I don't know why I even went
It's really not my bag
Just thought it might be funny to see Andrew in drag
The moment he walked on the stage
My tail began to wag
Wag like a little wiener dog for Andrew in drag
I've always been a ladies' man
And I don't have to brag
But I became a mama's boy for Andrew in drag
I'd sign away my trust fund
I would even sell the Jag
If I could spend my misspent youth with Andrew in drag
So stick him in a dress and
He's the only boy I'd shag
The only boy I'd anything is Andrew in drag
I'll never see that girl again
He did it as a gag
I'll pine away forevermore for Andrew in drag
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