Lord,
grant me the serenity
to accept the things I can not change,
the courage
to change the things I can,
and the wisdom
to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember...
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
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