Lure dikt & fjaserier

The other day upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
I saw the man again today
I think he is from the CIA


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:medfjaser:
A rapist, who reeked of cheap booze,
Attempted to ravish Miss Hughes;
She cried: 'I suppose
There's no time for my clothes,
But PLEASE let me take off my shoes!

I realize real lies with real eyes
🙂

Min bestefar var kjemiker
nå er han ikke mere
for han tok feil av H2O
og H2SO4 ...

There was a young man from Kildaire
who was fucking his girl on the stair
The bannister broke
but with a masterly stroke
he finished her off in midair

Ifgøle en udnerrøksle ved
cmarbigde uinevrisett sipller
det ignen rlloe i hvliken røfgekkele
boktsvanee er.
Det estnee som er vkitig er at
fstøre og stise boksatv er på rktiig setd,
retsen kan vræe hltuer til bluter og
du kan ftotsart
Lsee uetn prblomeer.
Dtete er frodi den mnesnekliege
hrjene ikke lseer hevr boksatv for
seg slev,men odret i sin hleeht.
Mrekleig ikke snat ?

En gutt og en pike fra Skreia
gikk hånd i hånd sammen i heia,
de satte seg tett
og han hvisket hett:
"Vil du ha en Big Ben ifra Freia?"

... eller hun som ble så skuffet da hun kom til London og fant ut at Big Ben bare var ei klokke.

Little Maru held her daughter
20 minutes under water.
Not to save her many troubles
Just to se the funny bobbles.

Kom på denne fra Pusurbok tiden min.

When in danger or in doubt,
run in circles, scream and shout.

(Gammel signaturlinje. )

Did you hear about the fire down at the circus? It was intense.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Fra ungdomsskoletiden.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.